i have two states of being: acting like i’m the shit and dropping the act when i remember that i really am the shit
brb off to the faculty party to laugh at the undergraduates
i said it last year and in light of recent events i will definitely say it again: Corystmas should be a thing and that thing should be just staring at Cory’s face for like a day or eight
it’s fucking 2013 where are all my characters with bad skin?
sometimes im doing homework and i think about sam and artie doing homework and Artie checking over Sam’s papers for him and Artie reading his stuff aloud to make sure it sounds right and making faces when Sam points out that X doesnt make any sense and there’s probably a lot of hair playing and playing dumb games to keep each other awake
Lord Tubbington and Mr. Puss are my OTP. Klaine got nothin’ on them.
*whistles while i kick my hunter account under the bed*
harassing johanna like it ain’t no thing
if that’s harassment please keep harassing me i mean fUCK
You said her name was yours??????????????????????????????????????
*eats popcorn and watches the show*
wait her name is also johanna is this a jOKE
waait wAT did you click on my page liz are you on sartielift.tumblr.com?
omg she can sebartie AND she can fly AND she’s a flasher WOW GOD do you have a name johanna’s sebastian I think I wanna know u
she does have a name and it’s mINE
Flipping off the rest of the sperms as I raced to that egg like a mother hen.
… Or playing hide and seek with Finn. Whatever.
Hi, I’m flashing. And by flashing I mean flailing but I thought it was funnier.
Hi, I don’t know how to react to praise. *flies away and flails in a corner*